Hilarious Jokes by Some of the Greatest Stand-Up Comedians of All Time 

“Comedy is acting out optimism.” – Robin Williams 

Hilarious Jokes by Some of the Greatest Stand-Up Comedians of All Time 
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Stand-up comedy is observing the invisible obvious and explaining it in a way that a few people find it offensive and the rest; hilarious. People pay you to behave like a mean drunk, and eventually, you become one. Ha-ha.  

Isn't it cool to make a living by insulting people you don't like? You can shower the stage with your filthy yet illuminating comments, mock the government and not get arrested. Reflect on your mistakes and amuse people just by acting satirical.

The mic and the stage becomes a stand-up comedian's life, and sometimes they become legends. A few of the comedians made us marvel over life as they changed our perception by their opinions. They taught us that the problems we face are a comedy and not a tragedy, you just have to laugh at it. Comedy is an escape from the banal routine of our lives.  

Following are some of the immortal legends of stand-up comedy, and their greatest of sets.   

 Richard Pryor

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I believe the ability to think is a blessing. If you can think about a situation, you can deal with it. The big struggle is to keep your head clear enough to think.  

George Carlin 

Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that. 

Lenny Bruce 

There are never enough I love you's.  

Chris Rock 

There are only three things women need in life: food, water, and compliments. 

Joan RIvers

I don't exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor. 

Jerry Seinfeld

There is no such thing as fun for the whole family. 

Steve Martin  

You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movies - all of life's riddles are answered in the movies. 

Robin Williams 

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time. 

Eddie Murphy  

Anything you have to acquire a taste for was not meant to be eaten. 

Jim Carrey

My focus is to forget the pain of life. Forget the pain, mock the pain, reduce it, and laugh. 

Mitch Hedberg 

I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that. 

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