Things That Men Think When They See a Sexy Woman

A peek into a guy brain - because, it doesn't hurt to have a thought, right?

Things That Men Think When They See a Sexy Woman
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There's this thing about guys - 'They enjoy looking at curves'. They often think about a girl under the sheets or even when they see one walking past the door flaunting those curves with utter ease. They pause, and they look. And just like any other person, they have an unmanned train of thought violently pacing through their mind. And yes, they love to watch.

To tell you, men always are hypnotised by the way your body seems ecstatic, and they turn curious of what is running through your mind? 

Well, have a look at these following common reactions men on the internet told about what goes in their heads when they happen to see a woman with treacherously gorgeous curves. 

You simply try not to

You simply try not to

"She's hot and then i'm trying not to stare." - Cherego

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The train of thoughts

The train of thoughts

a) I wonder what she looks like with no clothes on.

b) Imagine 'doing' that...

c) Store in memory for later use. - ShitInMyC*nt-2dollar

Not just a thought, an entire process builds up

Not just a thought, an entire process builds up

1. "How can I approach her?"

2. "I am probably not attractive or charming enough for her."

3. "I should do it anyways, I have nothing to lose."

4. "But wouldn't it be awkward to get rejected in front of all these people."

5. "She probably gets approached by men ten times a day, she would just get annoyed by me."

6. "Eh, she probably has a boyfriend anyway." - Creeping Fog

The dilemma of choice 

The dilemma of choice 

Nice ass: "Damn, I'm definitely an ass man!"

Nice rack: "Damn, I'm definitely a boobs man!" - Fswk

She's so hot, it's making me...

She's so hot, it's making me...

"But if I tell her how hot she is she'll think I'm being sexist. She's so hot, she's making me sexist..." - CTO_OF_DOGECOIN

You know exactly what to do

You know exactly what to do

"I'd tap that." - likeas0mebooody 

Keeping it short and simple

Keeping it short and simple

"Nice." - pandarista

Priorities change with time, indeed

Priorities change with time, indeed

"Now that I'm older, I instantly look for a ring." - KentuckyBrunch

This man has no chills

This man has no chills

"I would like to have sex with her." - Helentr0py

When you actually try to be respectful

When you actually try to be respectful

"I don't want to make someone uncomfortable, especially in the gym where they're working to improve themselves. But a beautiful/hot lady is mesmerizing in the most wonderful way." - DukeInterior

Things that you tell yourself

Things that you tell yourself

"Stop staring, stop staring, stop staring, stop staring" - Nemeamorph

Being brutally honest with yourself

Being brutally honest with yourself

"Oh my god, I could disappoint her so hard." - Sevenelele

When you know how life treats you

When you know how life treats you

"Another woman I will never get with." - rooowdy

That's all. folks.

Do you think that these are exactly the thoughts in your head as well, or does your brain have a nicer way to greet a hot-bod? Write your thoughts down in the comments.  

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