There are two kinds of people in the world.
1. Morning people.
2. People who want to shoot morning people.
Of course, the world is full of different kinds of people. But what happens when the two face off? Yep, THE collision happens. The endless war between those two types of people, be it over where to put ketchup on fries to setting alarms in the morning, is always on.
There are no winners or losers in this war, though. Just frequent fusses, endless laughs, and something to make our everyday life more interesting.
So, are you a book nerd who uses a bookmark like a decent reader or a monster who just folds the paper? Hey, we have a lot more issues to talk about, so stay where you are and scroll down now.
Take a look.
The first kind eats the entire slice; it's pizzaaa!
Second kind leaves the crust; C'mon, who eats that?!
Okay, there's no denying that nobody likes the beeping alarm in the morning.
The first kind has just one alarm and they're good to go.
The second one needs to keep hitting the snooze button.
There are two types of book owners.
The first type uses bookmarks.
The second type is more of the twisting kind. (monsters, really!)
Ketchup on the side or squirts all over? (I'm looking out for the second kind, by the way)
The responsible ones and the I-know-how-it-works-bro ones.
Okay, can we already say that the second kind does NOT know how it is supposed to be!
The iLove-everything-by-Apple people and the sorted I-don't-really-care-about-your-phone people.
The endless saga of toothpaste stories.
From first to second to first again. C'mon, I know you all do it!
The first kind eats the chocolate, in a humane way.
The second one kills me on the inside (people with OCD would relate).
Honestly, does the first kind even exist?
First kind: food lovers
Second kind: students
This one is a good debate and I honestly don't know the right way.
So, both of them have hot dogs but then comes the inevitable question. Mustard or ketchup?!
There's one kind that eats it like its meant to be. Then there's the second kind...
Where did the cream go, mate?
The first kind eats responsibly on a dining table whereas for others, everywhere is dining table.
The first kind settles it on the table while the other kind always settles in the washroom.
The world is full of two kinds of people. Period.
That is all. Did you find your kind in these? Let us know by writing in the comments below.