Dear fellow females, don't you have a mixed hate-love feeling when one fine morning you wake up to something good but then 'Periods' happen? Like a guest who directly hops into your home without a formal notice of its entry. Meddling, Isn't it?
Now you don't really get the point: "Should I be happy because I'm not pregnant?" or "Should I be sad because I feel like shit and it's not that I'm bleeding, I'm dyingggg." Yeah well, I know what it feels like! But ladies... is there something that I'm missing out right now? Yeah, I guess something is definitely missing. You always talk about 'periods this', 'periods that' blah blah! But who knows, some weird checklist is up, on your mind in the toilet or outside while most of you ladies are having 'that time of the month'.
Wait, what? Am I going to disclose something? Yes, definitely. I'm going to tell all those weird, shitty habits that we keep on checking while on our periods. And believe me you're not alone, every other girl will relate to this.
So, let's check out!
As if it's a curse! Maybe! We easily move to tears by something slightly inconsequential, like we're leaking more. It's like finding out a show you were planning to watch was taken off Netflix.
Well, that happens right? Some women do poop a lot more than they do on normal days.
That ain't possible right. But still we try to do it and how? Crossing our legs while sitting down so that the flow may somehow stop. Such a stupid optimism!
Like standing up as a captain of the ship and experiencing the full force of the wind. I know it's very stupid but women do it.
Now that's kinda weird yet safe thing that ladies do. They layer up pads to make an exact pad nappy so that there is no danger of leakage at night.
Well, yeah most ladies do like this! Stare at the toilet after they pee to see how much blood is in there just like a blood scientist. And then, notice the way the blood swirls to the bottom like a stream of blood river flowing into the blood sea. Exquisitely weird!
Yukk! That's really awkward but some women do examine their tampons after taking them out from the area.
Definitely, all of us do that, flushing the toilet multiple times because little streaks of blood were still in the water.
At one moment, women behave like the happiest person on the earth and at the other moment, they feel like kicking your ass and shitting on your face. Very confusing the mixture of emotions are!
I know it's too awkward but noticeable too. We women, walk like a ghost sometimes on our periods as if a wooden plank is stuck in between the legs.
Ofcourse, women check the chair just after they get up from it. There is always a chance of leakage and when it happens it's always embarrassing and feels like taking the chair with you and throw it somewhere (if that would have been possible).
Because the night was dark and full of 'blood'. So the next morning you definitely have to wag like a penguin to change that damn bloody pad.
Like it's a privilege. Staring continuously at that blood flowing through your legs while you're still in the shower.
Yes, as if attending the funeral for a few continuous days. Almost all women except the ones who appear in the Ads of sanitary pads, adjust their wardrobe to all dark colours from the waist down.
Yes, some ladies, in fact, I guess all ladies stare at the weird blood clots that come out and wonder, "Ooh, what if that's the egg?" And then just move on with your life because some things you aren't meant to know.
That's all folks!
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