Once upon a time, in a far off country, there was a news of some twins, one female and one male, being born at some remote hospital at exactly the same time. However, it was a rural area in some distant village, and the next day, the twins were not found in their cradles. They were stolen! But the thief was considerate enough to leave a note in their cradles which read 'I have stolen both the babies because they behaved like badass the whole night, I was looking to steal such babies for only such people rule the world.'
And lo, Kim Kardashian and Kim Jong-un are ruling the world now without any real talent. All they have is I-don't-give-a-damn attitude! Right? Some people succeed by talent, some by attitude. There's a saying in India, 'a child shows his actual behaviour, right in the cradle.'
Now, these twins live in the separate parts of the world, but share exactly the same traits. If you believe in Indian Astrology, probably that's because they were born at the same time!
C'mon, let's read what proves that Kim and Kim are real twins!
When someone talks about them, the first thing that comes to my mind about Kardashian is her butt. Yes, God gives everyone a talent, and she is born with two! For Kim Jong-un, it's his hairstyle. This man has developed his USP over the years, and maintained it like a flourishing coconut tree.
Both are damn big achievers in their chosen fields. Kardashian's achievement includes a sex tape with Ray J while Jong-un's achievement includes most number of nuclear threats given by any country ever.
Like, butts and hydrogen bombs, sex and war...you get the gist.
They just don't behave like a normal person. They stay weird, act weird, talk weird and attract all the attention!
Because if you have a REAL talent, you will be respected. But who wants that bullshit? We want to be fucking popular. We love Paparazzi, not real journos, ok? We don't have answers, we have bombs and boobs.
These twins know very well how to manipulate the media. Kardashian talks as if she's seducing the media with her seductive gazes. And Jong-un knows how to control the media with threat and power.
If you are not stylish, there will be no paparazzi dude. Ok, either you wear something (or don't wear anything) worth clicking, or keep talking about nukes and hydrogen bombs, worth writing. But whatever you do, do it in style.
Like, when nothing works go for a kinky photoshoot. Like, when nothing works, threaten America with a hydrogen bomb. Take risks, okay, there no other way to be in news all the time.
Do the fucking thing you want to do and don't give a damn! Be known for your extreme attitude, appearance or behavior, than for your virtues - that's how they think I guess.
For Kim Jong-un, it's a family business running the country. He's got this inheritance. For Kardashian, her whole family, extended family and far off relatives are making moolah in her name, appearing in shows and events, on her behalf.
While one believes in showing off her butts to 7.5 billion people worldwide, another believes in showing off his military power to the world. When nothing works, both have their cherished possessions to talk about, like missiles and boobs. Twins, indeed!
Like whenever we step out of our home, we want paparazzi, ok? Because we are narcissists, we will die without attention.
There are so many politicians around the world, but everyone knows Kim Jong-Un. There are so many celebrities around the world, and who doesn't know Kim Kardashian?
When they smile, they look so much alike. Somebody please tell them that they are siblings, separated at birth. And you dare not think that they ARE different people from different moms.
Don't spread gossip, ok?
Dear readers, I think I have given you enough evidence to prove that they are indeed twins.
And, you too, sound convinced now. My inner voice telling me... seriously.
Thank you for reading the article. Stay tuned for more fun.
(The views and opinions mentioned in the article are of author's only)