19 Common Phrases That People Use At Office Or During An Intercourse

I bet you'll relate to this one!

19 Common Phrases That People Use At Office Or During An Intercourse
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Okay, so these posters aren't stereotypical like inspiring quotes, famous dialogues, mind-boggling one liners, nope. These posters are work of art, masterpieces that even Da Vinci couldn't think of (I hope you're getting my sarcasm). Ahem!

I just want to say that these posters are about instances that happen with most of us, at the office or in the night on the bed. We say a lot of things intentionally or unintentionally at both the place, and then later realise 'OMG! Did I just say that?' Yeah, s#it happens.

In my case, I have the habit of ''blowing it off'' at the most crucial times in life. But, today I realised that I'm not the only one who thinks this way; most of us have been either to an office or in an intimate relationship with our partner. However, if you've experienced both then trust me, the only person to relate with these posters is you, or a person with a dirty mind.

In case you're still a kid and haven't been in both the situations, then you better read this right away and store this phrases permanently in your mind, because when this phase of life will cum (I mean come), you'll laugh out a little.

We at WittyFeed have compiled the list of not just one, two or ten, but 19 common phrases that people at the office or during and intercourse. 

Warning: These 'strikingly-dirty' similarities may make your jaw drop on the floor by leaving you laughing like a crazy lad, keep someone handy to pick it for you. 

Have a look!

#1 Now this one's so relatable.

#1 Now this one's so relatable.

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#2 Self-explanatory, do I need to define this as well?

#2 Self-explanatory, do I need to define this as well?

#3 When you're right there and you warn them in advance.

#3 When you're right there and you warn them in advance.

#4 Sharing your expectations in advance.

#4 Sharing your expectations in advance.

#5 But beware, sharing may expose their secret desires.

#5 But beware, sharing may expose their secret desires.

#6 Suddenly things go wrong, and they yell at you madly.

#6 Suddenly things go wrong, and they yell at you madly.

#7 Going down for business is something everyone loves.

#7 Going down for business is something everyone loves.

#8 But if you fail, you'll have to listen to these words...

#8 But if you fail, you'll have to listen to these words...

#09 Though, you still have a chance to make someone regret having given you this task.

#09 Though, you still have a chance to make someone regret having given you this task.

#10 Sometimes unexpected things happen and you need to delay things.

#10 Sometimes unexpected things happen and you need to delay things.

#11 But if you push a little harder, you can make them happy.

#11 But if you push a little harder, you can make them happy.

#12 And you may at least get the appreciation, if not an appraisal.

#12 And you may at least get the appreciation, if not an appraisal.

#13 You start talking about the different places to eat together.

#13 You start talking about the different places to eat together.

#14 And there comes an exhausting point.

#14 And there comes an exhausting point.

#15 But after all of this, you'll be glad you did it.

#15 But after all of this, you'll be glad you did it.

#16 And you may be forced to do it for some more time...

#16 And you may be forced to do it for some more time...

#17 Don't panic, it's normal to get notions that you may lose your...

#17 Don't panic, it's normal to get notions that you may lose your...

#18 But don't f#*k up!

#18 But don't f#*k up!

Graphics by: Himanshu Pandit

#19 Wait, until you retire.

#19 Wait, until you retire.

That's all, folks!

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