13 Common Phrases That People Use During A Funeral And An Intercourse

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13 Common Phrases That People Use During A Funeral And An Intercourse
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This story isn't merely about posters, but the instances that could happen to anyone, anywhere & anytime.

There are a lot of things which we say intentionally/unintentionally, and then later realise, "OMG! Did I just say that?" Don't worry, 'S#it happens'. We, humans, have the tendency of 'blowing it off' at the most crucial times, and most of the times it happens unintentionally, just like that good night kiss or an uncertain death.

Most of us have been either to a funeral meeting or involved in an intimate relationship with our partner. However, if you've encountered both, then trust me, the only person to relate to these posters is you, or an individual who has a dirty mind. 

A funeral or an intercourse, both are entirely different things, like North and South pole of a planet. Most of the time the only similarity we could see in both of them is; They both make us say, "it happened too early" (if you know what I mean). 

We at WittyFeed have compiled the list of not just one, two or ten, but thirteen common phrases that people use on the occasion of the funeral and intercourse. 

Warning: These 'strikingly-dirty' similarities may make your jaw drop on the floor by leaving you laughing like a crazy lad, keep someone handy to pick it for you.

Have a look!

#1 When it's the second stroke that does the job.

#1 When it's the second stroke that does the job.

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#2 Honest confession from your parnter.

#2 Honest confession from your parnter.

#3 Happens suddenly...

#3 Happens suddenly...

#4 The pain of 'losing it' makes you feel sad and yell.

#4 The pain of 'losing it' makes you feel sad and yell.

#5 You can do almost nothing about it.

#5 You can do almost nothing about it.

#6 But we're all courteous in the end, thanking for everything.

#6 But we're all courteous in the end, thanking for everything.

#7 No matter how short, experience matters the most.

#7 No matter how short, experience matters the most.

#8 And sometimes, everyone loses control.

#8 And sometimes, everyone loses control.

#9 Sometimes, things do not 'last as long' as we expect them to.

#9 Sometimes, things do not 'last as long' as we expect them to.

#10 The worst part comes when it becomes so hard that you can't handle.

#10 The worst part comes when it becomes so hard that you can't handle.

#11 Because you never thought it to be this big!

#11 Because you never thought it to be this big!

Note: The next two "intercourse" parts are in reference to the case of prostitution.

#12 The emotional connect touched them all!

#12 The emotional connect touched them all!

#13 People love you so much that you maintain the journal.

#13 People love you so much that you maintain the journal.

WittyFeedians, have you been able to relate with these common phrases? Share your views in the comment box below.


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