19 Common Phrases That People Use During A Family Dinner And An Intercourse 

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19 Common Phrases That People Use During A Family Dinner And An Intercourse 
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This story isn't merely about posters, but the instances that could happen to anyone, anywhere. 

There are a lot of things which we say intentionally/unintentionally, and then later realise, OMG! Did I just say that? Don't worry, 'S#it happens'. We, humans, have the tendency of 'blowing it off' at the most crucial times, and most of the times it happens unintentionally, just like that good night kiss.

We all have been part of either an occasion of family dinner with everyone or in an intimate relationship with our partners. However, if you've experienced both, then trust me, the only person to relate to these posters is you, or a person with a dirty mind. 

A family dinner and the intercourse, both are entirely different part of our lives, like North and South pole of the planet, and most of the time the only similarity we could see in both of them is; "They both let us say, "mmm..." (if you know what I mean).

We at WittyFeed have compiled the list of not just one, two or ten, but 19 common phrases that people use on the occasion of family dinner and intercourse. 

Warning: These 'strikingly-dirty' similarities may make your jaw drop on the floor by leaving you laughing like a crazy lad, keep someone handy to pick it for you.

Have a look!

#1 When you see it for the first time, and you say...

#1 When you see it for the first time, and you say...

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#2 Has someone said this to you before?

#2 Has someone said this to you before?

#3 These words are bound to come out of your mouth if your partner is an expert.

#3 These words are bound to come out of your mouth if your partner is an expert.

#4 And this, when you eat something delicious.

#4 And this, when you eat something delicious.

#5 And when you aren't happy with what your aunt has to offer you.

#5 And when you aren't happy with what your aunt has to offer you.

#6 Yes, you should always wash it before gulping.

#6 Yes, you should always wash it before gulping.

#7 One of the most common phrases that people use during both the situations

#7 One of the most common phrases that people use during both the situations

#8 How come it tastes juicy?

#8 How come it tastes juicy?

#9 Certain things shouldn't fall on the floor.

#9 Certain things shouldn't fall on the floor.

#10 And not on your face either...

#10 And not on your face either...

#11 Show some manners

#11 Show some manners

#12 Never take it (food) in hurry, it's not good for your health

#12 Never take it (food) in hurry, it's not good for your health

#13 Always take permission before leaving your place.

#13 Always take permission before leaving your place.

#14 Don't take it in too much! 

#14 Don't take it in too much! 

#15 Because some people won't take it.

#15 Because some people won't take it.

#16 Make sure you ask this question before leaving.

#16 Make sure you ask this question before leaving.

#17 Because when you ask, you may get the answer you don't expect.

#17 Because when you ask, you may get the answer you don't expect.

#18 Always say Thank You that you came.

#18 Always say Thank You that you came.

#19 And you don't want to ruin someone's mood, so you warn them in advance.

#19 And you don't want to ruin someone's mood, so you warn them in advance.

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