20 Things You Should Never Say To A Cop

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20 Things You Should Never Say To A Cop
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At home, we have the luxury of being able to talk about pretty much anything with our families. However when we are at school, university/college, work and in public, we have to follow certain ethical language rules, in order to fit into the standardized societal norms of what is considered as being decent and proper.

Nonetheless, certain situations push us over the edge and we cannot help but lose our cool and it is next to impossible to resist the urge to say something brilliantly sarcastic in those brief periods of time.  

Unfortunately, some people are just as good at putting their foot in their mouth in the heat of the moment. However, I think we can all agree that there are just some things we should never say to certain people, no matter how much they upset us; especially authority figures!

See below for twenty brilliant examples of things one should never say to a cop unless you feel like spending some time behind bars that is.

(Note: Images used throughout this article are for illustration purposes only)


1. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?

1. What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?

You would think that it would be common knowledge that you should never, ever ask a cop the question; "What do you use those rubber gloves for, anyway?" However, many people have actually erred and uttered these words, to their utter shock and horror that is; since I am sure you can imagine what the cop then done next (and I am not talking using his gloves as 'hand puppets')!  Enjoy the rest of the expressions, and please don't ever be tempted to use them!

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2. So that's what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means.

2. So that’s what those yellow flashing lights in the school zone means.
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3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.

3. How long is this going to take? Your wife is expecting me.
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4. Come write the damn ticket, the bars close in next 20 minutes!

4. Come write the damn ticket, the bars close in next 20 minutes!
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5. On the way to the station let's get a six pack.

5. On the way to the station let’s get a six pack.
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6. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!

6. I know I was weaving, but I was trying to hit all the little green men!
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7. But officer, I've got two different drivers' licenses from two different states! Pick one.

7. But officer, I’ve got two different drivers' licenses from two different states! Pick one.
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8. No, I don't know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph.

8. No, I don’t know how fast I was going. The little needle stops at 110 mph.
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9. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.

9. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer.
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10. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.

10. Sorry, officer, I didn't realize my radar detector wasn't plugged in.
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11. Aren't you the guy from the 'Village People' band?

11. Aren't you the guy from the 'Village People' band?
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12. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.

12. I was going to be a cop, but I decided to finish high school instead.
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13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?

13. You're not going to check the trunk, are you?
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14. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's night stand.

14. Wow, you look just like the guy in the picture on my girlfriend's night stand.
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15. I pay your salary.

15. I pay your salary.
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16. Bow down to me you insolent fool!

16. Bow down to me you insolent fool!
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17. Wow, those illegal drugs I just took sure are making me trip! 

17. Wow, those illegal drugs I just took sure are making me trip! 
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18. Aren't your parents disappointed you became a cop?

18. Aren’t your parents disappointed you became a cop?
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19. Wanna compare guns? 

19. Wanna compare guns? 
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20. Wanna smoke a joint with me? 

20. Wanna smoke a joint with me? 
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(Source- My own charming sense of humor and freerepublic.com)

Debbie Nel